Love the lowrise look, but hate the breeze in your butt crack? Add some crackjazzle to your jeans with a new product.
The “Backtacular” is a denim adhesive patch that women are supposed to wear over their buttock cleft. In other words, where the frosting meets those birthday cakes, girls.
For $14.99, you get two patches — and each sparkly design comes with two replacement adhesive tapes, according to the website Kimberlily Online.
No word yet if this fashion trend is sweeping the streets of New York or Hollywood yet.
via myfoxdfw.com
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