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		<title>If Computer Problems Were Real</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2011/11/if-computer-problems-were-real/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Nov 2011 19:24:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Bad Lip Reading &#8211; Rick Perry</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2011/09/bad-lip-reading-rick-perry/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Sep 2011 12:20:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Uncanny Valley</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2011/03/the-uncanny-valley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Mar 2011 03:29:05 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>The Uncanny Valley is a theory in robotics that states that the more a robot looks human in its looks and behavior, the more empathetic a human will feel up to the point where it&#8217;s &#8220;almost human&#8221; and that empathy quickly turns to revulsion. Once it passes the uncanny valley and is fully humanlike, the [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Uncanny_Valley">Uncanny Valley</a> is a theory in robotics that states that the more a robot looks human in its looks and behavior, the more empathetic a human will feel up to the point where it&#8217;s &#8220;almost human&#8221; and that empathy quickly turns to revulsion. Once it passes the uncanny valley and is fully humanlike, the revulsion turns back to empathy. </p>
<p>As another example, zombies are creepy to us because they are almost human. They look human, but they don&#8217;t quite behave like humans.</p>
<p>Now, watch this video. It&#8217;s not a human-like creature, but for some reason I had the same revulsion/creepy feeling while watching.. especially at a certain point in the video. See if you can pick it out&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ">www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNZPRsrwumQ</a></p>
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		<title>U3-X Personal Mobility Prototype</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/12/u3-x-personal-mobility-prototype/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Dec 2010 19:05:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuIJRsAuCHQ</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>My Blackberry is not working!</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/12/my-blackberry-is-not-working/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/12/my-blackberry-is-not-working/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Dec 2010 17:11:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Ask your doctor&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/08/ask-your-doctor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 23:03:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>You are a slave to the government</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/08/you-are-a-slave-to-the-government/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/08/you-are-a-slave-to-the-government/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Aug 2010 02:19:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>The Astounding World of The Future</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/the-astounding-world-of-the-future/</link>
		<comments>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/the-astounding-world-of-the-future/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 11:01:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Work That Elastic, It&#8217;s Fantastic</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/work-that-elastic/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 11:39:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=J1c2KzJbcGA</p> <p>Forget Rickrolling, I&#8217;m going to start Bodyrolling.</p> ]]></description>
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<p>Forget Rickrolling, I&#8217;m going to start Bodyrolling.</p>
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		<title>Star Wars Subway Car</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/star-wars-subway-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Jul 2010 21:19:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via email</p> ]]></description>
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<div class="posterous_quote_citation">via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5gCeWEGiQI&amp;feature=player_embedded">youtube.com</a></div>
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		<title>High or Rainbow Lover?</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/high-or-rainbow-lover/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Jul 2010 11:46:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=rGqtxdKjqbI</p> <p>Seriously, it&#8217;s a freakin&#8217; rainbow, dude. It&#8217;s not a sign from on high. Or&#8230;.. is it?</p> ]]></description>
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<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s a freakin&#8217; rainbow, dude. It&#8217;s not a sign from on high. Or&#8230;.. is it?</p>
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		<title>Java 4-ever</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/07/java-4-ever/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jul 2010 11:20:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com (Semi-NSFW)</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via email</p> ]]></description>
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<div class="posterous_quote_citation">via <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzza-ZbEY70&amp;feature=player_embedded">youtube.com</a><strong> (Semi-NSFW)</strong></p>
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		<title>Jon Stewart: 8 Presidents On Foreign Oil</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/06/jon-stewart-8-presidents-on-foreign-oil/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Jun 2010 14:14:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>BP Spills Coffee</title>
		<link>http://www.eyejabber.com/2010/06/bp-spills-coffee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 13 Jun 2010 13:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Breaking into a Garage</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2010 10:42:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p>To prevent this method of break in, use a zip tie so it has to be cut to release the door from the opener.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> [...]]]></description>
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<p>To prevent this method of break in, use a zip tie so it has to be cut to release the door from the opener.</p>
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		<title>Crazy Texas Drivers</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 22:48:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[<p>Exhibit 1</p> <p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc</p> <p>Exhibit 2</p> <p>www.youtube.com/watch?v=nit9VjrWL3o</p> ]]></description>
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<p><a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc">www.youtube.com/watch?v=tWk4MCQaHrc</a></p>
<p><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><strong>Exhibit 2</strong></span></p>
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		<title>Grapist</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 11:52:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> ]]></description>
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		<title>Confrontational politics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 16 May 2010 13:06:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p>A very smart answer to a really dumb question.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> ]]></description>
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<p>A very smart answer to a really dumb question.</p>
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		<title>US Air Force Academy &#8211; Tik Tok</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 15 May 2010 04:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>Fake Yo-Yo Trickster Fools Every TV Station Everywhere</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 11:08:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>A strange, strange man has been showing up on morning shows throughout the Midwest, claiming to be a yo-yo trick champion. He is not. He is actually terrible at yo-yo. Yet he keeps getting on the air.</p> <p>Little is known about &#8220;K-Strass,&#8221; who goes by Kenny Strasser, or sometimes Karl Strassburg. He claims to [...]]]></description>
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<p>A strange, strange man has been showing up on morning shows throughout the Midwest, claiming to be a yo-yo trick champion. He is not. He is actually terrible at yo-yo. Yet he keeps getting on the air.</p>
<p>Little is known about &#8220;K-Strass,&#8221; who goes by Kenny Strasser, or sometimes Karl Strassburg. He claims to be from Wisconsin (except when he doesn&#8217;t). He claims to be from a broken home, with his own addiction issues (except when he isn&#8217;t).</p>
<p>All we know is that K-Strass has shown up on television six times in the past month, showing off his yo-yo &#8220;skills&#8221; and generally embarrassing the hosts.</p>
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		<title>Bisexual men claim bias for disqualification at gay softball world series</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 11 May 2010 00:44:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ <p>Three bisexual men have sued a national gay-athletic organization for discrimination for disqualifying their team at the 2008 Gay Softball World Series team by deeming the three not gay enough to participate, The Seattle Times reports.</p> <p>The lawsuit filed in Seattle Tuesday by the three Bay Area men accuses the North American Gay Amateur Athletic [...]]]></description>
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<blockquote><p>Three bisexual men have sued a national gay-athletic organization for discrimination for disqualifying their team at the 2008 Gay Softball World Series team by deeming the three not gay enough to participate, <em>The Seattle Times</em> reports.</p>
<p>The lawsuit filed in Seattle Tuesday by the three Bay Area men accuses the North American Gay Amateur Athletic Alliance of violating Washington state law barring discrimination.</p>
<blockquote><p>Read the full complaint <a href="http://www.publicola.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/Filed-Complaint-and-Jury-Demand-Apilado-v.-NAGAAA1.pdf" target="_blank">here.</a></p></blockquote>
<p>An attorney for the alliance denies the allegations, the paper says.</p>
<p>The three plaintiffs played on a team called D2 that qualified for the 2008 competition, which stipulates that each team can have no more than two heterosexual players.</p>
<p>After a competing team complained,  the lawsuit says, the alliance ruled the three bisexual men were &#8220;nongay&#8221; and stripped D2 of it second-place finish, <em>The Times</em> says.</p>
<p>The <em>Seattle Weekly</em> <a href="http://blogs.seattleweekly.com/dailyweekly/2010/04/gay_softball_team_disqualified.php" target="_blank">reports</a> that the dispute erupted in the middle of the championship game and that play was stopped several times because of the protests.</p>
<p>After the game, the plaintiffs charge, they were grilled in front of  some 25 people as to their sexual attractions and desires, purportedly to determine their gayness.</p>
<p>At one point, the lawsuit alleges, one of the plaintiffs was told: &#8220;This is the Gay World Series, not the Bisexual World Series.&#8221;</p>
<p>The men are seeking $75,000 for emotional distress and also want D2&#8242;s second-place finish reinstated</p></blockquote>
<p>If you want to compete in an event called &#8216;the gay softball world series&#8217;, that automatically makes you gay enough.</p>
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		<title>Jolly Rancher lands third-grader in detention</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 May 2010 00:06:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via khou.com <p>Yet another example of why &#8216;no tolerance&#8217; means &#8216;no thinking&#8217;.</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yet another example of why &#8216;no tolerance&#8217; means &#8216;no thinking&#8217;.</p>
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		<title>First of May [NSFW]</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 01 May 2010 12:46:24 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via youtube.com <p>It&#8217;s time to celebrate spring!</p> <p style="font-size: 10px;">Posted via web</p> ]]></description>
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<p>It&#8217;s time to celebrate spring!</p>
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		<title>campaign for a cleaner and safer Internet</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Apr 2010 17:39:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[ </p> via cleanternet.org <p>Yes, this is a parody video, but the initiative is real. The elites will once again decide what is acceptable for us to view.</p> <p>They use something we&#8217;re all against (how can you support child pornography?!) as a wedge to start controlling the information we have. Hail to the Ministry of [...]]]></description>
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<p>Yes, this is a parody video, but the initiative is real. The elites will once again decide what is acceptable for us to view.</p>
<p>They use something we&#8217;re all against (how can you support child pornography?!) as a wedge to start controlling the information we have. Hail to the Ministry of Truth!</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[ The World Would Be Better If Everyone Watched This Video <p></p> <p> If every person on our blue Earth watched this video, the world would be a much better place. At least for a few minutes. Listen closely to Carl Sagan&#8217;s words till the end. It won&#8217;t fail to get you teary.-JD</p> <p></p> <p>The [...]]]></description>
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<h3><a href="http://gizmodo.com/5513783/the-world-would-be-better-if-everyone-watched-this-video">The World Would Be Better If Everyone Watched This Video</a></h3>
<p><img style="display: none;" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/04/340x_screen_shot_2010-04-12_at_8.57.58_pm.jpg" alt="The World Would Be Better If Everyone Watched This Video" width="340" height="183" /></p>
<p><img style="display: none;" src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/4/2010/04/thumb160x_7c98dbb61f13efc1f4.jpg" alt="The World Would Be Better If Everyone Watched This Video" width="158" height="90" /> <em>If every person on our <a href="http://gizmodo.com/5478787/the-most-accurate-highest-resolution-earth-view-to-date">blue Earth</a> watched this video, the world would be a much better place. At least for a few minutes. Listen closely to Carl Sagan&#8217;s words till the end. It won&#8217;t fail to get you teary.-JD</em></p>
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<p>The spacecraft was a long way from home.</p>
<p>I thought it would be a good idea, just after Saturn, to have them take one last glance homeward. From Saturn, the Earth would appear too small for Voyager to make out any detail. Our planet would be just a point of light, a lonely pixel hardly distinguishable from the other points of light Voyager would see: nearby planets, far off suns. But precisely because of the obscurity of our world thus revealed, such a picture might be worth having.</p>
<p>It had been well understood by the scientists and philosophers of classical antiquity that the Earth was a mere point in a vast, encompassing cosmos—but no one had ever seen it as such. Here was our first chance, and perhaps also our last for decades to come.</p>
<p>So, here they are: a mosaic of squares laid down on top of the planets in a background smattering of more distant stars. Because of the reflection of sunlight off the spacecraft, the Earth seems to be sitting in a beam of light, as if there were some special significance to this small world; but it&#8217;s just an accident of geometry and optics. There is no sign of humans in this picture: not our reworking of the Earth&#8217;s surface; not our machines; not ourselves. From this vantage point, our obsession with nationalisms is nowhere in evidence. We are too small. On the scale of worlds, humans are inconsequential: a thin film of life on an obscure and solitary lump of rock and metal.</p>
<p>Consider again that dot. That&#8217;s here. That&#8217;s home. That&#8217;s us. On it, everyone you love, everyone you know, everyone you&#8217;ve ever heard of, every human being who ever was lived out their lives. The aggregate of all our joys and sufferings; thousands of confident religions, ideologies and economic doctrines; every hunter and forager; every hero and coward; every creator and destroyer of civilizations; every king and peasant, every young couple in love; every mother and father; hopeful child; inventor and explorer; every teacher of morals; every corrupt politician; every supreme leader; every superstar; every saint and sinner in the history of our species, lived there—on a mote of dust suspended in a sunbeam.</p>
<p>The Earth is a very small stage in a vast cosmic arena.</p>
<p>Think of the endless cruelties visited by the inhabitants of one corner of this pixel on the scarcely distinguishable inhabitants of some other corner. How frequent their misunderstandings; how eager they are to kill one another; how fervent their hatreds. Think of the rivers of blood spilled by all those generals and emperors so that in glory and triumph they could become the momentary masters of a fraction of a dot. Our posturings, our imagined self-importance, the delusion that we have some privileged position in the universe, are challenged by this point of pale light.</p>
<p>Our planet is a lonely speck in the great enveloping cosmic dark. In our obscurity—in all this vastness—there is no hint that help will come from elsewhere to save us from ourselves. Like it or not, for the moment, the Earth is where we make our stand.</p>
<p>It has been said that astronomy is a humbling and character-building experience. There is perhaps no better demonstration of the folly of human conceits than this distant image of our tiny world. It underscores our responsibility to deal more kindly with one another, and to preserve and cherish the only home we&#8217;ve ever known.</p>
<p>The <a title="Click here to read more posts tagged #palebluedot" href="http://gizmodo.com/tag/palebluedot/">pale blue dot</a>.</p>
<p><em>This is an excerpt from <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Pale-Blue-Dot-Vision-Future/dp/0345376595?tag=gmgamzn-20">Carl Sagan&#8217;s Pale Blue Dot: A Vision of the Human Future in Space</a>. It talks about the photo of the same name, Pale Blue Dot, taken by Voyager I on February 14, 1990.</em></p>
<p><em>The short film was produced by <a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/palebluefilms">David Fu</a>. Thanks to our friend Alex Pasternack—from <a href="http://www.motherboard.tv/">Motherboard</a>—for pointing us to this amazing video.</em></p>
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<p>It certainly puts a few things into perspective. How unique is our pale blue dot? Could there be other planets like it and we just don&#8217;t know because of the vastness of the universe?</p>
<p>I think it&#8217;s certainly possible.</p>
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